Lou Mangione's Blog (10)

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Wear these with your meat socks. Bear down, Lou

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No I know what to wear when my Air Jordans are being fumigated... http://shop.ashidashi.com/product/meat Bear down Lou Continue

Delectable 17-14 victory over the Steelers this eve... some onion rings, please! We all know that the "super" in Superfans comes from what we do AFTER the game, in acts of celebratory gluttony. I urge you to consult this the guide of guides. Quickest to 1500 wins a bronzed napkin from Ditka's lunch on the first day of fifth grade! Stains intact.

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Farmer John Beefs Up Hot Dog Marketing - According to the agency hired by Hormel, "this is Farmer John’s biggest spending to date and is more money than any national competitor—such as Ball Park, Oscar Mayer or Hebrew National—has dedicated to Farmer John’s market."… Continue

This one stands on its own: "Scans of sandwiches for education and delight." http://scanwiches.com/

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A 12-foot tire skid mark showed how fast the wienermobile — powered by a V-8, 350 Vortec engine, according to the company’s Web site — must have accelerated. Surveying a piece of fiberglass left at the scene, Krupp asked, “That’s part of the bun, right?” … Continue

Visit the Mustard Museum of Mount Horeb. Fans of mustard take notice, our headquarters have been moved to the canteen of the Mount Horeb Civic Center. This proximity to the finest museum in southern Wisconsin will do wonders for our spleens. More discussion for certain; until then, a song: Who needs Harvard, who needs Yale? At POUPON U, you'l… Continue

But printing on paper is passe' -- anyone up for some edible business cards? And I quote: "Two weeks ago a number of blogs caught wind of this bizarre and potentially amazing creation, bringing meat and lasers together to create the most protein-rich business cards ever. Some thought it was a hoax. But it’s very real." Saddle up with some MeatCards! Continue

If you're like me, you are a fan of any or all of the following: Chicago Bears, Chicago, Mustard, Sausage, Mustaches. If you don't like at least three of the aforementioned five, be sure to send me your coupon so we can mail you your official Junior Superfan Training Bra complete with salt-crusted tassels. Meanwhile, those of you who have a passion for the pigskin and the condiments and the hairs and what not, join those groups! It will help the team win more games. Continue