We need business cards, ideally made of jerky

[Lou Mangione]

But printing on paper is passe' -- anyone up for some edible business cards? And I quote: "Two weeks ago a number of blogs caught wind of this bizarre and potentially amazing creation, bringing meat and lasers together to create the most protein-rich business cards ever. Some thought it was a hoax. But it’s very real."

Saddle up with some MeatCards!